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We like limericks, puns, jokes, jigsaw puzzles, word search and logic puzzles, and anything that challanges the mind. That's all you need to know about us. That, and the fact we like to share our fun with everyone.



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Why Limericks?
Why not? Limericks follow a specific rhythem and form. Adhering to this form takes some work, and can challange the mind.
I believe in exercising the mind. (You should see me crush a beer can with my bare frontal lobes!) This keeps the mind young, and the body feeling great!
You will find on this page a series of Limericks, with more being added daily. While some of these Limericks are bawdy, naughty, lewd, crude, stewed, brewed.... (Sorry, got away from me for a few) at you won't find are porn, excessive advertising, MP3 reviews, riddles or other jokes. You can find the last three items on one of our other web sites, such as The Humor Hut!, Pun A Day.com, or MP3 Music Service Review. Want to share your Limericks for all the world to see? Send them to me at limericks@limerickaday.com.

There once was a man from Nantucket....
Who lived with his face in a bucket.
   One day he said with some glee,
   "Surely once again I could see;
"If only the bucket I could un-stuck it!"


      -- Ok, that was lame. Give me a few points for trying, though.
   
   

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